Just The Weiner
THE
BUN HUNT
A turn-based subterranean expedition for the Dachshund Knight. Five free rolls a day. Pry open the Iron Portcullis or brave the vermin tunnels. The Sacred Bun is warming in the deep ovens.
The Long Crusade
The Chronicle of Sir Frank
The Great Separation
Before the vaults grew cold, the realm was whole. The Hound Guard and the Sacred Bun lived in culinary symmetry—an unbroken union of seasoned meat and golden brioche. But beneath the stone keep of Robinhood Chain, the feline sentries staged their silent coup. Led by the Shadow Paws of the Bundle Syndicate, they dragged the ancestral loaves down into the deep, sulfur-baked subterranean ovens, locking the catacombs behind iron grates and muddy pitfalls.
The Low-Slung Vow
Stripped of their carb companion, the dogs of the surface turned feral—all except one. Sir Frank the Stubborn, a low-profile Dachshund of pure iron and relentless stride, forged a bespoke suit of dwarven-riveted plate mail to fit his elongated spine. While taller hounds broke their ribs attempting to squeeze into the jagged breaches of the castle foundation, Sir Frank realised his anatomy was a weapon: built low to the flagstones, immune to tripwires, and able to scent toasted starch through three leagues of solid granite.
The March of the Strays
Before he can breach the Great Hearth of the Bun, Sir Frank must descend through three perilous rings: the briar-choked Forest Camp, the treacherous Earthen Caves, and the spike-trapped Deep Vaults. His lost vanguard—the six stray brothers-in-arms—remain scattered across the keep's outer masonry. Armed with nothing but five daily rations of grit, a dented broadsword, and an unquenchable hunger for carbohydrates, he advances with one commandment etched into his collar.
“When the tunnels tighten and the cats draw steel: Snout down, meat up.”
Free Daily5 Rations / UTC Day
Five free rolls refresh at 00:00 UTC. Near-miss encounters keep the prize within reach when down to the final bone.
50/50 Burn50/50 Portcullis Split
Burn 5,000 $WEINER at the gate. 2,500 tokens deleted to the dead address, 2,500 routed straight into the seasonal reward vault.
Zero TaxClipboard Recon Proof
Compile mission cards directly client-side. Zero API paywalls. Copy to clipboard and broadcast across X to earn bonus rolls.
Hounds vs Bundle Cats
Pick your allegiance daily. Back the winning majority to unlock +200 Grit when the bakery opens tomorrow.
The Meat-O-Nomics
A 3% trade tax fuels the entire dungeon loop. When speculators trade $WEINER on the open market, fees route directly into the reward vault to payout leaderboard scouts and top hodlers. When scouts pry the Iron Portcullis, 50% of the entry fee is burned, constricting total supply.
The Turn Economy & Encounters
Forest Camp → Modular Caves → Deep VaultsRation Cache
+150 to +250 Grit. Clean scavenge, no claws.
The Pantry Raid
Safe +180, or delve for +420 at risk of -190.
The Bun Blessing
Golden crust found: +250 Grit and an immediate leap forward.
Mud & Spike Pit
-100 Grit penalty. Boots negate the trap.
Iron Portcullis
Pry open with 5,000 $WEINER or crawl the muddy sewer line.
Smuggle a Hound
Dispatch recruitment scroll: +3 free moves when they enlist.
The Anvil of Sir Frank
Here, upon this cold iron stump, the Dachshund Knight hammer-forged his longplate armor to withstand the crush of the Deep Vaults. Five rations enter; one bun returns.
Built low to the flagstones. Immune to tripwires. Destined for the bread.
Requires wallet connection on Robinhood Chain (ID: 4663). No gas needed for daily scout throws.